Getting in touch with my inner-infidel
So there's this squirrel or raccoon or something...
that likes to dig for nuts every morning before sunrise on my roof just above my bedroom. The little fucker sounds like he's eating the frame of my house up in my attic.
My plan is to ask Santa for a pellet gun for Christmas and hunt the local fauna into extinction. So, in honor of this ridiculous story out of the Sudan, I'm naming the little critter Mohammed.
[update 2/22/2008: Mohammed is now thankfully with Allah and all those hard-up virgins who dig furry faces]
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
My New Pet Racoon, Mohammed
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1 comments:
It's about damm time someone stood up and started to take the piss out of religion - and i thank you for it!
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