Why I bleed green
Regarding the pending governing treaty of the European Union, Irishman Declan Ganley said at press conference last week, "The treaty is being sold as a warm bowl of soup with nice vegetable bits, we'll be pointing to the dead mice in there."
My name is O'Shaughnessy and I've been playing the Irishman card for so long, I almost believe it too. The truth is that I'm over 100 pounds Polish sausage and only a few sacks of potatoes Irish. Who could blame me for living the lie? I give you exhibits A and B.
Monday, December 17, 2007
The Irish Are So Cool
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I'm not going to discuss whether you're attractive, or whether the various stocks from which you were distilled possess more or less virtue to the eye; but I am going to share with you that one of the five hottest guys I've ever seen in my life was a big huge Polack. Like, from Poland. Recently and directly.
But I know chicks dig Colin Farrell, so.
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