Last Minute Christmas Gift Idea

Because Islam makes bad neighbors

What I like about religion, or what I like about what religion does for me is about moderating the mindset of my neighbors. The definition of a good religion to me is one that keeps my neighbors sane, safe and in check. I want them to not steal from me, respect my privacy and generally present no danger. Christianity for all its kookiness, actually fulfills this aim quite nicely for the vast majority of my neighbors. Conversely, Islam appears to be of absolutely no influence of this sort. That whole bit about women being lower than dirt and killing me because I'm an infidel seem to cement the deal.