Sarcastic Olympics

Pick a book, any book

Event 1 - Find a book on Amazon and write the most entertaining, farcical and sarcastic review that you can. Find an obscure book without many reviews, so your words will stand out. There is no prize, save smug self-satisfaction knowing that you've contributed properly to the fall of civilization.

Here is an example that inspired me, to give you an idea - but do better. Post a comment here with your permalink that leads us to your handiwork. Go!