What Would I Unmake?

I'm a bit of an afternoon cloud today

I read an interesting blog today about deciding which game to unmake, and I thought that I'd expand the question to beyond just a game.

Happy Days (TV Show)
As a card-carrying Milwaukeean, I was forced to watch as a child. The damage done was irreversible. I still spell kool with a k for God's sake.

Mosquito (Animal)
The only animal I feel no remorse in killing.

Jimmy Carter (Politician)
I blame him for just about everything and encourage my children to feel revulsion even at an image of him. Bill Clinton gets an honorable mention.

Miami Dolphins (Sports Franchise)
That queer logo with a dolphin wearing a helmet is the most aggravating visual experience for me every fall.

The Perils of Gwendolyn and The Gods Must Be Crazy (tie - Film)
I firmly believe we can trace the root cause of the current U.S. recession back to these two films.

Microsoft Access (Database)
Where's the fine for Microsoft from the Euro-Thought-Police on this abomination?

Lifetime (TV Network)
This 24 hour groin-kick has somehow cloned itself into several flavors on my TV guide. I say cloned, because there couldn't have possibly been a male gamete involved.

Kanye West (Celebrity)
Only vaguely familiar with his music, I saw his picture the other day, and he looked like a straight-up buster.

Alzheimer's (Disease)
Anything that causes dementia and doesn't have the decency to kill you quickly is out in my book.

John Wayne (Actor)
Everything he was ever in sucked.

Dan Rather (Newsman)
Willing to take any risk because he's never ever wrong, no matter how much of it he has to make up.

Sanka, Folgers, Maxwell House, et al. (Hot Beverage)
Because these cheap-o mainstream mass brands of coffee taste worse than sphincter-o-the-day.

Budweiser (Cold Beverage)
This rice-bound formaldehyde blend of piss should be removed from the market.

Tic-tac-toe (Game)
The most pointless waste of time ever conceived. Didn't the inventor see War Games with Mathew Broderick?

MySpace (Social Network)
It is indescribable how bug-laden, spam-ridden and drivel-oriented this web space is to me. However, I don't have many friends so please invite me to be your friend.

I could go on and on, life is so dreary today.